In the heart of Washington, D.C.’s bustling Capitol Hill, Ted’s Bulletin is a family-friendly haven that’s perfect for those moments on a trip with kids when you just crave a sweet, indulgent escape. Famous for its massive “Cinnamon Roll As Big As Ya Head,” a gooey, plate-sized treat smothered in creamy frosting, this retro diner delivers comfort food with a nostalgic twist. The kid-friendly brunch menu, served all day, shines with fluffy scrambled eggs, golden pancakes drizzled with syrup, and their iconic homemade Pop-Tarts in flavors like strawberry, blueberry cheesecake, and brown sugar cinnamon, each flaky and bursting with flavor. Parents can savor hearty options like biscuits and gravy or a crab-filled Eggs Benedict, while kids love the fun “Mr. Breakfast” plate. With a cozy, art-deco vibe, friendly staff, and treats like boozy milkshakes for grown-ups, Ted’s ensures everyone leaves happy. Whether you’re sharing that giant cinnamon roll or grabbing a Pop-Tart to go, this welcoming spot creates joyful family moments, leaving you full, delighted, and eager to return.